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Friday, December 03, 2010

Sleeping with Larry

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Larry, because he snores so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Larry and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "What happened to you?" He said, "Larry snored so loudly that I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing: hair all standing up and eyes all bloodshot. They said, "What happened to you? You look awful!" He said, " Larry shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Mark's turn. Mark was a tanned, older cowboy in his sixties, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "What happened?"

Mark said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Larry into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Larry sat up and watched me all night."

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