Caught in the Act

During the rest hymn of the LDS Church General Conference Priesthood Broadcast tonight, I briefly walked outside to get a breath of fresh air.
It was then that I noticed a gaggle of giggling girls, busily toilet-papering one of the cars in the Church parking lot.
Swiftly walking up to and surprising these miscreants, I sternly told them that they also needed to soap up the car windows.