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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Where's the Pretzels?

While I was traveling this morning on InterState 270 to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS) Temple near Washington, D.C., traffic was snarled and stopped.

A huge tractor-trailer truck, loaded with over 70,000 gallons of Budweiser beer, had crashed and overturned.

There were suds everywhere, but no pretzels.

Postscript: Upon hearing this news report, my friend Bud was excited about the possibilities, but beer does not make Bud wiser.


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