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Monday, January 04, 2010

My New Lady Love (I'm so excited!)

Recently, while I was out dining alone, there was this really gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
Frankly, I had been checking her out since I first noticed her, but just couldn't find the nerve to introduce myself.
Suddenly, she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket, coming right at me.
In a reflex reaction, I grab it out of the air, and hand it back to her.
"Oh my , I am so sorry! ", she apologizes to me, as she pops her eye back into place.
She then offers to buy my dinner to make it up to me.
So, we enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards even go take in a movie together.
We talk, we laugh, and we share our deepest dreams with each other.
We had a wonderful, wonderful time.
I truly was amazed at how quickly we were so much in harmony.
I then confessed to her that she is the personification of the perfect woman, and asked her if she has this effect on all men.
"No", she replied...
"You just happened to catch my eye!"


Postscript: My friend Ward Clem asked me if apples were served during our meal, and if that is why she now is the "Apple of my eye"?

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moral of the story...Larry's love life is a joke.

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is your new lady friend's name "Popeye"?

12:26 PM  

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