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Saturday, August 04, 2012

What's in Your Wallet?

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Accordingly, he then took one of his calling cards out of his wallet, wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.

Added to it was the scripture, 'Genesis 3:10.'

Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'

Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'

Remember: 'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Proverbs 17:22)

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