Hey, Kids!

Bored in Church?
Try as you might, are you just not able to discover any spirituality in Brother Joe Bagadonuts' ponderous word for word and mind-numbing monotone reading of his prewritten talk?
Try this:
Pick up a hymnbook.
Choose any song.
Now mentally add "in the bathtub" to the title.
Share this tip with your parents and see how quickly they give you their undivided attention (not necessarily a good thing).