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A meek and gentle lady had just returned to her home from church services, when she was startled by an intruder, who had tied up the rest of her family and was ransacking their home.
She screamed: "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar froze in his tracks, as the good woman tremblingly called 911.
When the officer quickly arrived and arrested the intruder, he asked him: "Why did you just stand there? All she did was scream a scripture at you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar.
"She said she had an axe and two 38s!"
She screamed: "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar froze in his tracks, as the good woman tremblingly called 911.
When the officer quickly arrived and arrested the intruder, he asked him: "Why did you just stand there? All she did was scream a scripture at you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar.
"She said she had an axe and two 38s!"
Moral: Knowing and applying the Scriptures in your life truly can be a lifesaver for you and your family.
posted by Larry D Kump | 6:38 AM
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